MY NEW KEIRSEY TEMPERMENT: IEGH

I have found a new designation for my personality type: I am the Epitome of Greeting card Humor or IEGH.

The IEGH spends countless hours reading through greeting cards. The IEGH has intimate knowledge with the various categories of greeting and looks for the specific card to express a sentiment be it romantic, sympathetic, funny or heart-felt. Over time, however, the sentiment begins to merge with the IEGH's identity. It becomes difficult to detach the IEGH from the expressions of the greeting card. Some examples follow of the IEGH's profile:

• God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...or grant me enough wine to forget about them.
• If life hands you lemons, stick em in your bra: can't hurt, might help.
• Kiss Me...Do as the candy commands.
• We're such good friends that if a tabloid ever ran an article saying you'd slept with aliens, I'd jump right up and say..."If I know her, they didn't sleep."
• On your birthday, break out of "mom mode" and unleash your inner babe.
• I couldn't love you more if you were chocolate-coated! Which gives me an idea...
• I love my new boots. Anyone gives me trouble, I can kick them in the ass!
• I would like to be known as an intelligent woman, a courageous woman, a loving woman, a woman who teaches by being. - Maya Angelo

The IEGH has a love for wit, puns and play on words. She gives and receives affection, admiration, sympathy and empathy through the expression of heartfelt sentiments. You can depend on her to send the right card to help you cope with life's daily trifles. Since the IEGH cannot wax eloquent on her own, she depends on her loved ones to know that she holds them close "where thoughts of love and gratitude remain forever strong."

The IEGH cares enough to send the very best!